ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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