scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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