and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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