Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
