They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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