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Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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