yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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