I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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