Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think weed is turning my hair brown
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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