i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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