I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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