all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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