I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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