C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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