tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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