Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize
