yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You were trust falling into bushes
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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