Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
3pm strippers are depressing
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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