dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
God I need to hump something, right now.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
