did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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