If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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