No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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