Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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