We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
