For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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