Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
im holly from the hills drunk
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Someone came in the potted fern
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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