is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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