You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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