i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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