The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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