How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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