can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i just google imaged poop.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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