I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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