Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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