This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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