toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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