She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Boobs speak an international language.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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