i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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