I feel like abortions should bother me more
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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