She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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