I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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