Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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