Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
