Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
