How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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