Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You are the jesus of drinking
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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