there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
