Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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