How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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