I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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